Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash. The plane hasonly 20 parachutes. Nelson Mandela, as a great humanitarian says that children should have them. Bill Clinton gets panicky and shouts, "SCREWTHE CHILDREN!!" Michael Jacksons face lights up and he shouts, "YES, YES!! But do we have enough time?" | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Aviation Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Aviation jokes  | | Pilot: Tower, theres a runway light burning. Tower: Im sure there must be dozens of lights burning.Pilot: Sorry, I mean its smoking.... more
| | 2. | Category: Aviation jokes | | Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it was, she was always... more
| | 3. | Category: Aviation jokes | | An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the newly arrived area. There are three doors, marked 1, 2, and 3. The devil tells the pilot that he is going to get to choose his own hell, but first, the devi... more
| | 4. | Category: Aviation jokes | | A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just a minute...""Thank you," the man said and hung up.... more
| | 5. | Category: Aviation jokes | | One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit throu... more
| | 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  | | An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his usual on time departure. The weather in New York finally cleared and the pilot asked forhis departure clearance.... more
| | 7. | Category: Aviation jokes | | After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, on... more
| | 8. | Category: Aviation jokes | | A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas toChicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to hismother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,why dont big planes have baby p... more
| | 9. | Category: Aviation jokes | | While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!"Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocke... more
| | 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  | | Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?Pilot: Negativ, Sir. Its only the same pilot.... more
|
Copyright
2006-2008 TheJokesNetwork.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy. | 