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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 42 | | | | Joke: | An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device, when a man remarked, "Hey! If the plane cant fly, why should I believe the seat can float?" | | | |
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