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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 38 | | | | Joke: | Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in asking, "What trip?" | | | |
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