Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Women jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 98 | | | | Joke: | Q: How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A Real Woman would have plenty of Real Men around to do it. | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Women Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Women jokes  | | A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor. Another replied: "Of course sleep... more
| | 2. | Category: Women jokes  | | Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.... more
| | 3. | Category: Women jokes | | Smart man + Smart Woman = RomanceSmart Man + Dumb Woman = PregnancyDumb Man + Smart Woman = AffairDumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage... more
| | 4. | Category: Women jokes | | Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.... more
| | 5. | Category: Women jokes | | What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?Nothing, you told her twice.... more
| | 6. | Category: Women jokes | | Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.... more
| | 7. | Category: Women jokes | | Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriends just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks time?... more
| | 8. | Category: Women jokes | | What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?Cher !... more
| | 9. | Category: Women jokes | | Why do men die before their wives? - They want to.... more
| | 10. | Category: Women jokes  | | One woman to another at a singles bar: "Im not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?"... more
|
Copyright
2006-2008 TheJokesNetwork.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy. | 