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| | Category: | Women jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 111 | | | | Joke: | One woman to another at a singles bar: "Im not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?" | | | |
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