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| | Category: | Apple jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all. | | | |
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