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| | Category: | Women jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 107 | | | | Joke: | Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I dont know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith? | | | |
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