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| 1. | Category: Women jokes  |
| A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said," I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and... more | |
| 2. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each dress accentuated. As she emerged from the d... more | |
| 3. | Category: Women jokes  |
| What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?Cher !... more | |
| 4. | Category: Women jokes |
| Smart man + Smart Woman = RomanceSmart Man + Dumb Woman = PregnancyDumb Man + Smart Woman = AffairDumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage... more | |
| 5. | Category: Women jokes |
| Whats worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that wont do what shes told.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Women jokes |
| Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?A: Stupid!... more | |
| 7. | Category: Women jokes |
| QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Women jokes |
| A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor. Another replied: "Of course sleep... more | |
| 9. | Category: Women jokes |
| How do you fix a womans watch? - It doesnt matter. There is a clock on the oven.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Women jokes |
| What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman.... more |
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