| 1. | Category: Women jokes  | | A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."... more
| | 2. | Category: Women jokes  | | Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.... more
| | 3. | Category: Women jokes | | Boy: Do you have fever?Girl: No, why?Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!... more
| | 4. | Category: Women jokes  | | A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and Im getting a little si... more
| | 5. | Category: Women jokes  | | A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said," I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and... more
| | 6. | Category: Women jokes | | How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."... more
| | 7. | Category: Women jokes | | Smart man + Smart Woman = RomanceSmart Man + Dumb Woman = PregnancyDumb Man + Smart Woman = AffairDumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage... more
| | 8. | Category: Women jokes | | Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I dont know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?... more
| | 9. | Category: Women jokes | | Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.... more
| | 10. | Category: Women jokes | | On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the... more
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