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| | Category: | Women jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 247 | | | | Joke: | A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine." | | | |
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