| 1. | Category: Women jokes  | | One woman to another at a singles bar: "Im not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?"... more
| | 2. | Category: Women jokes  | | If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog. Hell shut up once you let him in.... more
| | 3. | Category: Women jokes | | Q: How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A Real Woman would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.... more
| | 4. | Category: Women jokes  | | A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said," I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and... more
| | 5. | Category: Women jokes | | An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is... more
| | 6. | Category: Women jokes | | Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.... more
| | 7. | Category: Women jokes  | | OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a womans means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.... more
| | 8. | Category: Women jokes  | | A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them h... more
| | 9. | Category: Women jokes | | Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?A: It depends on the age.... more
| | 10. | Category: Women jokes | | A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure."The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his f... more
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