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| Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each dress accentuated. As she emerged from the d... more | |
| 2. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by up to 90%. - Its called wedding cake.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Women jokes |
| What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?Cher !... more | |
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| If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog. Hell shut up once you let him in.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Women jokes |
| Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Women jokes |
| A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husbands trucking line office. She answered a phone call from a trucker asking for directions to the terminal. After a short conversation, he said he could hardly wait to meet he... more | |
| 7. | Category: Women jokes |
| Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Women jokes |
| QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Women jokes  |
| An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is... more | |
| 10. | Category: Women jokes |
| Smart man + Smart Woman = RomanceSmart Man + Dumb Woman = PregnancyDumb Man + Smart Woman = AffairDumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage... more |
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