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| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more | |
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more | |
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more | |
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| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms wont you !The first one replied, why should I ? They can watch out for themselves.... more | |
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.... more | |
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more | |
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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more | |
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more | |
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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."... more | |
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| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more |
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