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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more | |
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| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more | |
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.... more | |
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| What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !... more | |
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more | |
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| What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more | |
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| Whats the difference between a worm and an apple ?Have you ever tried worm pie ?!... more | |
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more | |
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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner, "How much are yer apples?" "All you can pick for one dollar," said the rancher. "Okay," said the Pennsylvanian.... more | |
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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."... more |
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