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| | Category: | Accountant jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 42 | | | | Joke: | Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just assume its changed. | | | |
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