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| | Category: | Accountant jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 60 | | | | Joke: | The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?" | | | |
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