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| | Category: | Accountant jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 108 | | | | Joke: | A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?"The businessman replies, "Thats the accountant were looking for." | | | |
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