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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live."The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?" The doctor replied, "M... more | |
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more | |
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary."When he ar... more | |
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more | |
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more | |
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more | |
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laughing and skipping. But one day she was very sad, because she couldnt find an interim dividend anywhere and she knew peop... more | |
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more | |
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more | |
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more |
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