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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more | |
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more | |
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more | |
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more | |
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more | |
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more | |
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more | |
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that Im 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and Im an accountant. And the guy s... more | |
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more | |
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more |
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