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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and then says, "Tell you what, Ill bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in that floc... more
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old"."Where did you get this exact information?" "I was here ten months ago, and... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, "What is two and two?"The first interviewee wa... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the top drawer of his desk, peer at something inside, then close and lock the drawer. He had done this for 25 years. The ent... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose from for your new heart."The patient is pleased. He asks, "What were their jobs?""One was a teacher and the other... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Dad... more
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