| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  | | A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live."The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?" The doctor replied, "M... more
| | 2. | Category: Accountant jokes  | | What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
| | 3. | Category: Accountant jokes | | Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
| | 4. | Category: Accountant jokes | | "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to keep quiet."... more
| | 5. | Category: Accountant jokes | | Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
| | 6. | Category: Accountant jokes | | Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
| | 7. | Category: Accountant jokes | | How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
| | 8. | Category: Accountant jokes | | The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for."Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.""W... more
| | 9. | Category: Accountant jokes | | A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy. Were here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you t... more
| | 10. | Category: Accountant jokes | | Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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