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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions."Was he tall or was he short?"The businessman replies, "Both!"... more | |
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be tax deductible, but I like your thinking".... more | |
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more | |
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens his desk drawer, takes out a worn envelope, removes a yellow... more | |
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investments never will... more | |
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more | |
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more | |
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more | |
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more | |
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more |
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