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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for."Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.""W... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Have you tried counting sheep?""Thats the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."... more
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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary."When he ar... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500.""Why does that parrot cost so much?" asks the accountant."Well," replies the owner... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and then says, "Tell you what, Ill bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in that floc... more
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