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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?"The businessman replies, "Thats the accountant were looking for."... more | |
| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner. One of them sees a brass lamp lying in the gutter. Curious, they pick it up and give it a rub. Instantly, a genie appe... more | |
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investments never will... more | |
| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and asks for an explanation."It was late at night" says the pilot, "Canberra was covered in fog... more | |
| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more | |
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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......... more | |
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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more |
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