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| | Category: | Accountant jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 43 | | | | Joke: | The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time. | | | |
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