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| | Category: | Accountant jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 43 | | | | Joke: | What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait...... | | | |
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