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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more | |
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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more | |
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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.... more | |
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| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be pinching stock but he couldnt prove it. He had his eye on one shifty-looking individual who every day drove his old tru... more | |
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more | |
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we tell him youre an accountant."... more | |
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary."When he ar... more | |
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more | |
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more | |
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just assume its changed.... more |
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