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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, "What is two and two?"The first interviewee wa... more | |
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laughing and skipping. But one day she was very sad, because she couldnt find an interim dividend anywhere and she knew peop... more | |
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: "Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg".The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible... more | |
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more | |
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for. In fact, she made sure that every job she did resulted in a win-win situation.One day while walking down the street she... more | |
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more | |
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more | |
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more | |
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more | |
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just assume its changed.... more |
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