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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live."The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?" The doctor replied, "M... more | |
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more | |
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500.""Why does that parrot cost so much?" asks the accountant."Well," replies the owner... more | |
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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more | |
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: "Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg".The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible... more | |
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we tell him youre an accountant."... more | |
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just assume its changed.... more | |
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more | |
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| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be pinching stock but he couldnt prove it. He had his eye on one shifty-looking individual who every day drove his old tru... more | |
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more |
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