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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him."How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical. We are always cons... more | |
| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more | |
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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your company hire an accountant a short while ago?"The business owner replies, "Thats the accountant Ive been searching for."... more | |
| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more | |
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more | |
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| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more | |
| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more | |
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old"."Where did you get this exact information?" "I was here ten months ago, and... more | |
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more |
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