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| | Category: | Bicycle jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 32 | | | | Joke: | "Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym teacher. "Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy." "Im freewheeling, sir." | | | |
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