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| What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!... more | |
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| What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?A hardvark!... more | |
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| Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?Its the VCRdvard... more | |
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| Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very friendly. Does it bite? Thats what I want to find out.... more | |
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| What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more | |
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| What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!... more | |
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| Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!... more | |
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| What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!... more | |
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| Where does the aardvark family always come first?In the phone book!... more | |
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| Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant?Aardvarks dont have trunks!... more |
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