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| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more | |
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| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?" said the second. "Your yards much too small for a pig!" "Im going to keep it under my bed," replied his friend. "But wha... more | |
| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more | |
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more | |
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| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more | |
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| Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more | |
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| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more | |
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| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill lay on my side.... more | |
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| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more |
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