Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Parent jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 36 | | | | Joke: | A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldnt find. Most of the time these items were directly in front of them. Seeing her frustration over this when it happened yet again, one of her sons remarked: "Its not my fault, Mom. I dont have parental vision:" | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Parent Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Parent jokes  | | Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If youd put things away, youd know where to find them.... more
| | 2. | Category: Parent jokes | | Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.... more
| | 3. | Category: Parent jokes | | "Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions," said the father. "Id like to know what would have happened if Id asked as many questions when I was a boy." "Perhaps," said the boy, "youdve been able to answer some of mine."... more
| | 4. | Category: Parent jokes | | "Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "Im a slow reader."... more
| | 5. | Category: Parent jokes | | Come here, you greedy wretch. Ill teach you to eat all your sisters birthday chocs.Its all right Dad, I know how !... more
| | 6. | Category: Parent jokes | | A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, Im making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you hav... more
| | 7. | Category: Parent jokes | | Why are parents boring?Because theyre groan-ups.... more
| | 8. | Category: Parent jokes | | A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"... more
| | 9. | Category: Parent jokes | | During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young girl was perched on top of a house with a little boy. As they sat watching articles float along with the water, they noticed a baseball cap float by. Suddenly, the cap turned and came back, then... more
| | 10. | Category: Parent jokes | | What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy.... more
|
Copyright
2006-2008 TheJokesNetwork.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy. | 