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| | Category: | Parent jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 48 | | | | Joke: | "Dad," said Rickey, "what is electricity?" "Uh," replied his father, "I dont really know too much about electricity." A few minutes later the boy said, "How does gas make the engine go?" "Son, Im afraid I dont know much about motors." "Dad," said the boy, "what is anthropology?" "Anthropology?" The father frowned. "I really dont know." "Gee, Dad, I guess Im making a nuisance of myself." "Not at all, son. If you dont ask questions, youll never learn anything." | | | |
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