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Category:	Parent jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	"Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions," said the father. "Id like to know what would have happened if Id asked as many questions when I was a boy." "Perhaps," said the boy, "youdve been able to answer some of mine."

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