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Category:	Parent jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	"Honey," said Mrs. Beldon to her husband,"Lesters teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia." "Encyclopedia, my eye!" exclaimed Beldon. "Let him walk to school like I did."

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