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| | Category: | Parent jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 35 | | | | Joke: | At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and its all your fault.""Hows that?" asked the master of the house."Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?""Yeah, I remember.""Well, a helluva lot aint the right answer." | | | |
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