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Category:	Parent jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	"What are you reading?" demanded the father of his seven-year-old. "A story about a cow jumping over the moon," was the reply. "Throw that book away at once," he commanded. "How many times have I told you youre too young to read science fiction?"

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