Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Parent jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 32 | | | | Joke: | "Papa, who was Hamlet?" "You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and Ill show you who he was." | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Parent Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Parent jokes  | | Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If youd put things away, youd know where to find them.... more
| | 2. | Category: Parent jokes | | Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, whats a millennium?" "Well," he muttered, "I think its something like a centennial, only it has more legs!"... more
| | 3. | Category: Parent jokes  | | Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, youre the father of twins.""What a coincidence!" the man said with s... more
| | 4. | Category: Parent jokes | | During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young girl was perched on top of a house with a little boy. As they sat watching articles float along with the water, they noticed a baseball cap float by. Suddenly, the cap turned and came back, then... more
| | 5. | Category: Parent jokes | | At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and its all your fault.""Hows that?" asked the master of the house."Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?""Yeah, I remember.""Well, a helluva lot aint the ri... more
| | 6. | Category: Parent jokes | | Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.... more
| | 7. | Category: Parent jokes | | "Honey," said Mrs. Beldon to her husband,"Lesters teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia." "Encyclopedia, my eye!" exclaimed Beldon. "Let him walk to school like I did."... more
| | 8. | Category: Parent jokes | | Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?A: I dont know son, Im still paying for it.... more
| | 9. | Category: Parent jokes | | What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy.... more
| | 10. | Category: Parent jokes | | "Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."... more
|
Copyright
2006-2008 TheJokesNetwork.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy. | 