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| | Category: | Parent jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have Eyes of Blue and A Love Supreme?" she asked. "Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children." "Is that a record?" she inquired. "I dont think so," replied the man, "but its as close as I want to get." | | | |
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