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| | Category: | Old age jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 39 | | | | Joke: | A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods."The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, "I sure wish Id gotten to know you sooner!" | | | |
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