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| | Category: | Old age jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. "Well, sir," replied the villager, "we aint got one now. He died last week." | | | |
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