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| | Category: | Old age jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 32 | | | | Joke: | A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now." | | | |
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