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Category:	Old age jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	"Whats wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out."Im crying cause I cant do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.

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