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| | Category: | Old age jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 24 | | | | Joke: | A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"He thinks a second and he says, "Its a nice-a day!" | | | |
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