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| | Category: | Old age jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 23 | | | | Joke: | A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in hercabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by seasickness. In a panic she rushed into the corridor andheaded for the bathroom. It was not until she collidedwith an elderly gentleman that she realized she didnthave a stitch of clothing on. Horrified, she let out ashriek. Her fellow sufferer looked at her sadly."Dont let it bother you, miss," he moaned. "Ill neverlive to tell anyone." | | | |
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