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Category:	Old age jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldnt help noticing how happy you look," she said. "Whats your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "Thats amazing," the woman said. "How old are you? "Twenty-six," he said.

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