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| | Category: | Old age jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 45 | | | | Joke: | A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.She simply replied, "No peer pressure." | | | |
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