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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more | |
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| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be.The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your... more | |
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| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more | |
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| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and dont return it.... more | |
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| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more | |
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| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more |
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